Category Archives: GTK

The Northeast Takes A Winter Storm Selfie

Posted on January 27, 2015 by jr

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KFC Introduces The “ArrggghhhhIthinkI’mhavingaheartattack” Hotdog! Cause Life Is Too Long Anyway!!

Posted on January 26, 2015 by jr
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New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie Takes Step Toward White House Bid. Sits Down To Rest. Another Step Expected Soon!

Posted on January 26, 2015 by jr

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and his supporters have formed a political action committee, according to a source charged with the job of leaking the information. The PAC, called “Lanes for America,” is yet one more sign that Christie, 252 … Continue reading →

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Paul McCartney Reveals “Yeah, I’ll Pretty Much Work With Anybody To Stay Relevant!”

Posted on January 25, 2015 by jr
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Marco Rubio Tells Staff To Get Ready To Board The Presidential Campaign Bus!!!

Posted on January 23, 2015 by jr
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Facial Movie Reviews: Today’s Feature, Jennifer Lopez In “The Boy Next Door.”

Posted on January 23, 2015 by jr
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Atomic Scientists Move Doomsday Clock 2 Taylor Swift Albums Closer To Midnight!!

Posted on January 22, 2015 by jr
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Kraft Announces Swiss Cheese Breakthrough. Less Holes! More Cheese!!

Posted on January 22, 2015 by jr

Ham and Cheese sandwiches just got a bit tastier thanks to the Fromage Labs at Kraft Foods. That was the big news out of the Kraft Foods Worldwide meeting in Las Vegas! Joyous food news celebrated today by CEO Richard Ernz, … Continue reading →

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North Carolina’s Ramen Noodlepalooza On I-95!!! One Delicious Event!!!

Posted on January 21, 2015 by jr

College students and anybody on a budget from North Carolina and surrounding states, converged on I-95 near Rocky Mount, after a tractor trailer carrying a full load of the delicious noodles, crashed in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Truck … Continue reading →

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Joni Ernst To Give GOP Response To Obama State Of The Union Address. In Depth Farm Report Expected!

Posted on January 20, 2015 by jr

Due to her overwhelming, 2 weeks of experience in Washington D.C., Iowa junior senator Joni Ernst was chosen to give the Republican Response to the President’s State Of The Union Address this evening. Although she has been told she should … Continue reading →

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