Category Archives: Politics

Media Ranks GOP Debate Winners Alphabetically. Jeb Bush Wins!

Posted on October 29, 2015 by jr

As nobody could agree on exactly what the criteria should be in judging the winners and losers of the GOP debate last evening, a media panel has suggested they be rated alphabetically, which makes Jeb Bush the automatic winner. One … Continue reading →

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Fox News Investigation Reveals Who Is To Blame For….Well…. Just About Everything!

Posted on October 26, 2015 by jr
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Countdown Clock For Ben Carson and Donald Trump To Return To Their Day Jobs

Posted on October 24, 2015 by jr
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Scoop! Home Alone Remake On The Way!

Posted on October 24, 2015 by jr
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Paul Ryan May Advance House Speaker Bid After Majority of GOP Caucus Backs Him!

Posted on October 22, 2015 by jr

Ryan was backed by more than 70 percent of the Freedom Caucus, short of the 80 percent needed for an official endorsement. Ryan, however, indicated that was enough for him to advance his bid.

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Bush Chat

Posted on October 19, 2015 by jr
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GOP Panels To Investigate Hillary’s Involvement In Ben Gay, Ben Affleck, BeniHana And Many Other Bens!

Posted on October 19, 2015 by jr

Finding no actual crime to pin on Hillary Clinton, after millions of dollars and hours spent, smearing her with an imaginary Benghazi Scandal, the GOP has decided to look into other accusations involving things with the prefix “Ben”. One senator … Continue reading →

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Mike Huckabee Launches Monthly Magazine! It’s a Huck of A Lot Of Fun!

Posted on October 15, 2015 by jr

Cashing in on his popularity from the religious right, Presidential hopeful, Mike Huckabee has published his first issue of a magazine he believes will be as trend setting and popular as “O” The Oprah Magazine. Filled with his deepest thoughts, … Continue reading →

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Scoop! Research Shows Vegetables And Fruit Exposed To News Get Depressed.

Posted on October 2, 2015 by jr

After exhaustive studies, experts at government food labs have determined that ordinary fruits and vegetables suffer an immediate sense of despondency when exposed to current events via news outlets. “What’s even more striking is how suddenly they lose vitamin potency … Continue reading →

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Scoop! Mary’s Got First Look At New GOP Mascot

Posted on October 1, 2015 by jr
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