Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Scott Walker Waffles On Evolution But Totally Nails Universe Revolving Around The Earth Thing!!!

Posted on February 12, 2015 by jr

Scott Walker Science Guy On His Impressive Tour of England to update everyone how far the United States has progressed on the science front since the mid 1500’s.

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Kanye West Receives Special STFU Grammye Award!

Posted on February 9, 2015 by jr

After voicing complaints about Beck receiving the Grammy Award for best album of the year, instead of Beyonce, Kanye West, once again attracted the attention of Grammy bigwigs with a self delusional rant. Reminiscent of his staged intrusion, during Taylor … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Introduces His Team of Science Advisors. A Storybook Panel Of Experts!

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

“I trust these people with the future of this planet, more than those creaky old scientists locked away in some hypo hygienic laboratory,” announced Ted Cruz as he introduced his “blue ribbon” panel of scientists to the press today, inexplicably … Continue reading →

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Amy Pascal Out As Sony Top Gun! Goes Indie. Opens Downtown LA Office.

Posted on February 5, 2015 by jr

Taking pitches in her new office in downtown Los Angeles, beleaguered, former head of Sony Pictures, Amy Pascal says she is totally open to original ideas. “I realized I was getting stagnant sitting in that high and mighty office at … Continue reading →

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Thom Tillis Announces His “Opting Out” Plan. “This is America! Do Whatever You Effing Want!!”

Posted on February 4, 2015 by jr

Senator Thom Tilllis (R-NC) made headlines yesterday when he suggested that there is too much government involved in everyday lives and business. He suggested restaurant employees shouldn’t be “required “ to wash their hands if they don’t feel like it. … Continue reading →

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Ryan Reynolds Denies His Daughter’s Name is “Violet”. Now Everybody’s Guessing Some Lively Names!!!

Posted on February 3, 2015 by jr

Celebrities looking for headlines are, it appears, no longer content to simply announce that they are having a baby, reveal who they are having a baby with, trumpet the blessed basketful’s arrival, and then proudly anoint them with some head scratching … Continue reading →

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Sources Confirm Bruce Jenner Is Transitioning From Weird Looking Old Man To Unattractive Old Woman!

Posted on February 1, 2015 by jr
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Fox News Poll: 100% Of Country Despises Obama. Considers Him Absolute Failure! “Our Job Is Done,” Boasts Roger Ailes!!!

Posted on January 30, 2015 by jr

Beaming with pride Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes met with reporters to discuss their latest unbelievable poll results. Reporter: It is amazing Mr. Ailes, No poll has ever had 100% agreement. How do you think you got this, against all … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Flip Flopping The Stories! Now It’s News!

Posted on January 30, 2015 by jr
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Shootin’ With Joni

Posted on January 20, 2015 by jr
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