Category Archives: Scoop

Study: Pot Doesn’t Increase Crash Risk. Study Chairmen Cheech and Chong Hold Press Conference!

Posted on February 9, 2015 by jr

A 20-month government study of drivers in 2013 and 2014 found no evidence that marijuana use leads to higher risk of getting into a car accident. Study Co-chairs Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong met with reporters for a little Q&A. … Continue reading →

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Kanye West Receives Special STFU Grammye Award!

Posted on February 9, 2015 by jr

After voicing complaints about Beck receiving the Grammy Award for best album of the year, instead of Beyonce, Kanye West, once again attracted the attention of Grammy bigwigs with a self delusional rant. Reminiscent of his staged intrusion, during Taylor … Continue reading →

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ABC News Takes Promotional Advantage Of Brian Williams’ Woes. Ouch!!

Posted on February 9, 2015 by jr
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Brian Williams Admits He Didn’t Star In The Lion King On Broadway. He Misremembered. He Was Only In The Audience!

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr

The Brian King

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Ted Cruz Introduces His Team of Science Advisors. A Storybook Panel Of Experts!

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

“I trust these people with the future of this planet, more than those creaky old scientists locked away in some hypo hygienic laboratory,” announced Ted Cruz as he introduced his “blue ribbon” panel of scientists to the press today, inexplicably … Continue reading →

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Tom Hanks Reunites With Castaway Co-Star, Wilson! Warns Volleyball To Stay Away From Tom Brady!!

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

A Hollywood reunion, of a major on-screen couple(of sorts) took place at last night’s Rangers game in NYC. Tom Hanks and Wilson the Volleyball! The two co-stars hadn’t seen each other since that sad ending in the ocean, when Tom was … Continue reading →

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Amy Pascal Out As Sony Top Gun! Goes Indie. Opens Downtown LA Office.

Posted on February 5, 2015 by jr

Taking pitches in her new office in downtown Los Angeles, beleaguered, former head of Sony Pictures, Amy Pascal says she is totally open to original ideas. “I realized I was getting stagnant sitting in that high and mighty office at … Continue reading →

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Thom Tillis Announces His “Opting Out” Plan. “This is America! Do Whatever You Effing Want!!”

Posted on February 4, 2015 by jr

Senator Thom Tilllis (R-NC) made headlines yesterday when he suggested that there is too much government involved in everyday lives and business. He suggested restaurant employees shouldn’t be “required “ to wash their hands if they don’t feel like it. … Continue reading →

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Ryan Reynolds Denies His Daughter’s Name is “Violet”. Now Everybody’s Guessing Some Lively Names!!!

Posted on February 3, 2015 by jr

Celebrities looking for headlines are, it appears, no longer content to simply announce that they are having a baby, reveal who they are having a baby with, trumpet the blessed basketful’s arrival, and then proudly anoint them with some head scratching … Continue reading →

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Seahawks Offense Coach Gives The Logic Behind Devastating Pass And Makes No Sense. Now It All Makes Sense!

Posted on February 2, 2015 by jr
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