Category Archives: Whores and Horrors

Media Ranks GOP Debate Winners Alphabetically. Jeb Bush Wins!

As nobody could agree on exactly what the criteria should be in judging the winners and losers of the GOP debate last evening, a media panel has suggested they be rated alphabetically, which makes Jeb Bush the automatic winner. One … Continue reading

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Fox News Investigation Reveals Who Is To Blame For….Well…. Just About Everything!

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Countdown Clock For Ben Carson and Donald Trump To Return To Their Day Jobs

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Paul Ryan May Advance House Speaker Bid After Majority of GOP Caucus Backs Him!

Ryan was backed by more than 70 percent of the Freedom Caucus, short of the 80 percent needed for an official endorsement. Ryan, however, indicated that was enough for him to advance his bid.

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GOP Panels To Investigate Hillary’s Involvement In Ben Gay, Ben Affleck, BeniHana And Many Other Bens!

Finding no actual crime to pin on Hillary Clinton, after millions of dollars and hours spent, smearing her with an imaginary Benghazi Scandal, the GOP has decided to look into other accusations involving things with the prefix “Ben”. One senator … Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee Launches Monthly Magazine! It’s a Huck of A Lot Of Fun!

Cashing in on his popularity from the religious right, Presidential hopeful, Mike Huckabee has published his first issue of a magazine he believes will be as trend setting and popular as “O” The Oprah Magazine. Filled with his deepest thoughts, … Continue reading

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Trump’s Press Conference. Mary Reads The Donald’s Mind!

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Vatican Besieged By Thousands Who Refuse To Do Their Jobs, Begging For Papal Audience!

With reports appearing to confirm that the Pope had a private meeting with The Elizabeth Taylor of County Clerks, Kim Davis, it appears that everybody wants to get into the act. Monsignor Gianaitto Felatto, the Pontiff’s personal appointment scheduler has … Continue reading

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Mary Celebrates National Ted Cruz Day!

Let stupid reign across the plains!

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Re-Imagining GWTW! Ted Cruz Style! The Value Voters Femme Fatale!

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